Vol I: Kapil Sibal’s famous models

Wednesday, 18 September 2013

There are very few people in the government today who are blessed with the dual skill of forming theories while forming coalitions. Kapil Sibal ji is truly one among the rarest. He has the unique skill of forming theories and also writing poems. Though there is rarely a difference among these hobbies in terms of content, often the former is more entertaining somehow.

His famous theory of zero loss is still fresh in our memories, which was subsequently applied to many scams showing zero loss to economy negating the entire CAG's robust methodology. This theory has been successfully validated on coal and 2G scams n number of times on prime time debates, bringing infinite glories to Sibal ji.

Today he gave one more theory of government not sell onions. Though this theory is yet to be validated, but the initial research suggests that it is true. As government is busy in selling other resources at throw away prices, it has no time in selling onions. However the government has already kept the public in tears even without selling onions just by its policies, hence there is zero losses to the exchequer and public. Well, as Arnab is busy tonight with his poll projections, Kapil ji is safer. Otherwise who knows he would have been forced to sell onions at subsidized rates on newshour.

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